NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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