She said her name was "party"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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