So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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