I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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