well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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