I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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