i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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