fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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