idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Actions speak louder than pants.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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