I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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