I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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