# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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