He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Can you bring me the toilet please
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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