So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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