i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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