Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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