Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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