You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We have started to decorate penises.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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