that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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