What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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