dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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