pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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