Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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