Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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