You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Randomize
