Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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