He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
