The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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