Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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