you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
