I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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