You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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