I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Randomize
