yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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