i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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