I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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