Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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