i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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