Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Randomize
