Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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