Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Couch. On fire.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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