she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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