My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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