Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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