Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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