okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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