I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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