So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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