How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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