She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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